$HUGHOG★he wants a hug★$HUGHOG★he is covered in spikes★$HUGHOG★this is the whole problem★$HUGHOG★he is working on it★$HUGHOG★do not touch the spikes★ $HUGHOG★he wants a hug★$HUGHOG★he is covered in spikes★$HUGHOG★this is the whole problem★$HUGHOG★he is working on it★$HUGHOG★do not touch the spikes★

HugHog!

HUG ME?(poke me)
Hug Hog: a round brown hedgehog with pink cheeks, big eyes and both arms stretched out for a hug

He wants a hug. He is covered in spikes.

This is the whole problem. He is working on it. No roadmap, no utility, no plan. Just a hedgehog with his arms out.

no more can be minted

CA ← this is the thing you paste. copy it, don't type it.

DbjKCe4y56gJyiMxnka76J6HYiQgXc6TaZmUcw1tpump
Buy on pump.fun →
X / @hughogcoin Chart (DexScreener) Solscan Hug him
HUG ME?(click. he has more to say)
Hug Hog: a round brown hedgehog with pink cheeks, big eyes and both arms stretched out for a hug
NOWHUGGABLE**he is not

Give him a hug

He has been waiting with his arms out since he was born. Nobody has done it. The spikes, you see. But this is the internet, and on the internet nothing is sharp.

Your hugs are saved on your device. Everyone's hugs are added up by a tiny machine in a cloud. None of it is on the blockchain. It is in your heart (and in localStorage).

0hugs given by you

He is waiting. He has been waiting for a while.

Hug Hog waiting for a hug with his arms out

Leave him a note

He cannot read. Someone reads them to him at night. He keeps every one under his rock. No links, no @-handles, be nice. He is a sensitive animal with 4,000 spikes.

The problem

1 Hug Hog with heart eyes "a friend! finally!"
2 Hug Hog shocked, mouth open "wait, why are you running"
OW!
3 Hug Hog crying and hugging himself "...it's fine. i'll hug myself."

Based on a true story. It happens every day. He has 4,000 spikes and every one of them is sorry.

Hugonomics

  • 1,000,000,000 HUGHOGOne billion. That is not enough for one per person on Earth. He checked. He was quiet for a bit after that.
  • Nobody can make moreMint authority is revoked by pump.fun. Not the dev, not you, not the hog. He tried once. The spikes got in the way.
  • 100% on the curveEvery token was sold on the pump.fun bonding curve. No team bag, no presale, no secret pile under a rock. The dev bought on the curve like everyone else, and got pricked like everyone else.
  • 6 decimalsYou can own 0.000001 of a hog. That is about one spike. Please be gentle with it.
  • Utility: noneHe can roll into a ball. That's it. That's the feature.

note from the hog

hi. the people on the internet say i need "tokenomics". i do not know what that is. i have spikes and a wish. the wish is a hug. the spikes are the problem.

i am working on it. (i have been working on it for 3 years. there is no progress. the spikes are part of me.)

— hug hog, age unknown, spiky

The Hugmap

Other coins have roadmaps. He has a hugmap. He drew it himself. It took one afternoon and some of the ink has spikes in it.

  1. Phase 1
    Hug
    in progress since birth
  2. Phase 2
    Hug more
    needs phase 1
  3. Phase 3
    ???
    he fell asleep here
  4. Phase 4
    Hug
    back to basics

How to get a hog

  1. 1

    Get a Solana wallet

    Phantom or Solflare, on your phone or in your browser. It is a little app that holds your coins. It does not hold me. Nobody holds me. That is the problem.

  2. 2

    Put some SOL in it

    Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Only send what you are okay losing. I say this as a hog who has lost many friends to spikes.

  3. 3

    Go to pump.fun and paste my CA

    Use the big pink button or paste this: DbjKCe4y56gJyiMxnka76J6HYiQgXc6TaZmUcw1tpump. Check that it matches exactly. There are hogs out there pretending to be me. They do not even have spikes.

  4. 4

    Press buy

    Connect wallet, type how much SOL, press the button, confirm. That's it. You now have hog.

  5. 5

    Do not try to hug the hog

    Hug the idea of the hog. Tell a friend about the hog. Press the big button up there a few hundred times. I feel every one.

Hug Hog wearing sunglasses, arms out

Questions people keep asking

Is this a good investment?
No. It is a hedgehog.
What is the contract address?
It's in the big box at the top. It's also right here: DbjKCe4y56gJyiMxnka76J6HYiQgXc6TaZmUcw1tpump. And in the bar at the bottom of your screen. He really wants you to find it.
Does it have utility?
He can roll into a ball. Also he is a nice shape.
Is there a roadmap?
There is a hugmap. It has four phases. Three of them are "hug".
Can I hug him?
Legally, yes. Physically, no. Emotionally, please.
Can I talk to him?
You can leave him a note. Someone reads them to him. Keep it kind and keep the links out, he cannot click, spikes.
Who is the dev?
Somebody who bought on the curve like you, with the same wallet buttons as you. Also could not hug him. Also sad about it.
Wen moon?
He is afraid of heights. Nobody here promises anything about price. Anyone who does is selling you a hog with no spikes, and that is not him.
Why is he spiky?
Hedgehog. It's in the name. We did not pick it. He did not pick it. The spikes picked him.
Will he ever get a hug?
We don't know. That is what makes it a story. Press the button at the top. It counts. To him it counts.

The chart

Open the chart (the line thing)loads DexScreener only when you open it

Not loading? Open it on DexScreener or look him up on Solscan.

He does not understand the chart. He thinks the line is a spike. He has mixed feelings.

Free stickers. Steal them.

Tap one: it boings and says something. Then save it, post it. Transparent backgrounds. He wants to be everywhere, because nowhere has hugged him yet.

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